Dead Sea Mud Soap

We could talk about how this soap will try to clean you better then Amber Heard on the Poop Deck and go on with puns about that relating to Jack Sparrow, but come on, we're not savages here... This soaps just really awesome, let's keep the spot light on it!

Oh hey, a distraction! It's the Ingredients:

• Olive Oil
• Soybean Oil
• Coconut Oil
• Canola Oil
• Sunflower Oil
• Organic Shea Butter
• Water
• Sodium Hydroxide (Lye)
• Dead Sea Clay
• Rhassoul Clay
• Moroccan Clay
• Activated Charcoal
• Fragrance

Disclaimer: This soap seriously doesn't contain poop... it's a joke!